🎭 The Soft Fork | Footville & The Audition
They thought it was Act I of a fascist reboot...Performance King
They thought it was Act I of a fascist reboot.
Nope — it was banana-peel pratfalls in Footville.
🎬 The Gallery
Opening Card
The playbill. The curtain rises.
Act I is already slipping.
The Casting Call
The Proud Boys couldn’t get on with ICE.
So they auditioned for Donald’s final act.
Chaos wasn’t random — it was casting.
The Stage
J6 wasn’t a riot.
It was an audition tape.
Actors fought for bit parts in a fascist reboot.
Producers? Still hidden off-stage.
The Stunt Double
Donald played Stallone.
Pretended to be the monster —
to keep the real cast list redacted.
The Island wasn’t about one man.
It was the customers. The directors. The protected class.
Even the Alligators got drafted.
“Make Alligators Great Again.”
Winner, winner, chicken dinner
The King’s Pratfalls
One King tripped his own mine.
Another crushed himself with weight.
Hubris always slips. Comedy always lands.
The Punchline
The Queen raised one finger.
The crowd laughed. The crown was gone.
Footville — where the script collapses.
Closing Note
Banana-peel pratfalls in Footville meet Constitutional Theater.
The Island was the set design. J6 was the rehearsal.
The role of a lifetime was never his — it was theirs.
🃏 Stay Human / Stay Tuned
TJB / Creator Human