🌊🐟 ORCHARD DISPATCH | Hook, Line & Sinker — Dockside Bait Ball Protest
Hey orchard keepers — you did it.
No riot gear, no pepper spray, no smashed windows — just your phone buzzing while the Amazon Days sale drifted like a bait ball torn up by a school of hungry Jacks.
You saw it:
First day prices down $40 — big splash.
Last day prices down again — bigger churn.
Then they extended the sale 24 more hours right to your phone — the orchard’s version of a protest sign nailed to your dock.