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Hook, Line & Sinker — Dockside Bait Ball Protest

🌊🐟 ORCHARD DISPATCH | Hook, Line & Sinker — Dockside Bait Ball Protest

Hey orchard keepers — you did it.
No riot gear, no pepper spray, no smashed windows — just your phone buzzing while the Amazon Days sale drifted like a bait ball torn up by a school of hungry Jacks.

You saw it:

• First day prices down $40 — big splash.

• Last day prices down again — bigger churn.

• Then they extended the sale 24 more hours right to your phone — the orchard’s version of a protest sign nailed to your dock.