🃏 THE DECK | ISSUE #100 🥂 THE SOFT FORK | OFF DECK
LIVE FROM THE REALLY WHITE HOUSE🕊RUMP WATCH / THE NOBEL PIECE SHOW
✍️ AUTHORSHIP LINEAGE
Written and conceived 2019 – 2020 by TJ Baden.
Revived 2025 under Satirical Sound Initiative © CreatorHuman / TJ Baden 2025.
Fact-fictional imagery and the integrated Truth Engine visual language developed afterward within the CreatorHuman framework.
Satirical Sound Initiative © CreatorHuman / TJ Baden 2025
🕊 THE QUEEN OF ARGENTINA
Venezuelan opposition leader María Corina Machado has been awarded the Nobel Peace Prize for her fearless defense of democracy.
She is now in hiding because truth still threatens power.
In respect for her safety, and in recognition of threats made against her by authoritarian regimes and complicit actors, we will not publish her image.
Truth doesn’t need a portrait — only courage and light.
THE CONCERT ON THE LAWN
🎸 INITIATIVE 02 | CLOSED FOR WAR (LIVE AT THE LAWN)
With global headlines burning and democracy on the ropes, we tuned the amps on the Really White House lawn and let the distortion speak.
Closed for War is the sound of a nation arguing with itself — and finally listening.
🎧 Closed for War (SSI) 2025
Written by TJ Baden | Executed with Suno AI technology
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🃏 OFF DECK | 10 10 25
RUMP WATCH / THE NOBEL PIECE SHOW
If we’re still allowed to use calendars in the USSA.
Trump loses the Nobel Peace Prize he never won.
The circus adds another ring.
🕰 RUMP WATCH | Fake Rolex. Real Metaphor.
Fine print: Trump has no affiliation or responsibility.
That’s the brand, the business model, and the biography.
The grift that keeps ticking…devalue, complain, profit.
The watch breaks; the coupon doubles; the base cheers.
🇳🇱 MEANWHILE IN THE NETHERLANDS
Diplomats whisper that Trump’s finger might still be on the trigger.
Shadow meetings convene—should they capitulate?
Then someone remembers: the Autopen.
America’s safety mechanism for absentee autocracy.
It can still sign chaos in cursive.
Even without him present, hate flows neatly in ink—
sanctified, stamped, and carrying the cross for Jesus.
🦅 THE PODCAST FROM THE WHITE HOUSE OF HATE
Ten-day work years.
Endless press conferences of performance.
A taxpayer-funded reality show where Bondi and Bessent
hand each other microphones labeled “Faith & Fury.”
Every episode: blame, shame, and a musical number about persecution.
ICE skates in formation—“Arrests with a Smile and a Song.”
💰 COINS OF THE REALM
Currency of chaos. Tokens of truth.
⚖️ PLENARY AUTHORITY | THE QUIET PART OUT LOUD
CNN edits the phrase out so will CNN capitulate?
Stephen Miller calls it plenary authority.
CNN edits the phrase out.
History leaves it in.
Last time those words trended,
men in uniforms were saluting in German.
🧭 THE REFRAME
This isn’t resistance—it’s documentation.
The satire writes itself; the record needs witnesses.
Every card you share, every coin you pass, every post you mirror—
that’s the new Nobel for Peace.
Awarded collectively, retroactively, and non-transferably.
🃏 Stay Human / Stay Tuned
🪙 THE SANTANA COIN
🎯 CLOSING NOTE
From The Courage Coin to The Santana Mint, this marks one hundred issues of reframing distortion into rhythm.
We name the lies. We remix the truth.
We play it forward one beat, one card, one coin at a time.
2016 Live Demo “Garage Band” my guitar and Mom’s Clavinova CVP = messing around when others sleep. TJ Baden CreatorHuman © Pass it back, play it forward.
Keep walking the path, not the algorithm.
Stay Human / Stay Tuned.
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