🗞️🍋🐊 ORCHARD SONG | X-FILE 3 | FULL SLIP
Good Morning Vietnam — it’s raining cats & dogs on my military parade.
Fat Elvis climbed center stage while the goalkeepers tried to hide the food of the day.
Burritos & tacos spill from Putin’s hounds — boys of summer writing secrets on bathroom walls.
It’s the Epstein burrito, baby — skip along as the dogs run from Pussy Gate.
🐱🐶 Feline & the Hound
One single word slips through the hush corridor: feline & hound.
What’s the awful sound? The feline & the hound. A soccer ball game played in Chinatown.
De-hired codes and demo chats. Pima takes the real players by mistake.
Pam Bondo’s lowrider drifts from Compton to the border, singing “Riding the Birder” while the frogs croak back.
🎙️ Fat Elvis Takes Center Stage
Fat Elvis hosts a plastic jock. Booed off the stage ‘coz he spilled out of USSA.
World Cup turns to burrito wrap — FEMA center stage, drones overhead.
Benjamins on the jet — the boys of summer took the trophies, but the files are still missing.
🚫 Pussyhounds & Borders
FIMA hush. It’s a game of cats & dogs — Putin’s hounds sniffing tacos while Russian subs surface by LAX.
Good Morning Vietnam — Donnie distracts with hate while the crowd writes receipts on the bathroom walls.
Pam Bondo’s drone is just a throw away from LA — border floods, Texas rains, carcasses of cats & dogs.
🗝️ ISHIBA & XI Unite | Issue 3
ISHIBA & XI Unite — Word Cup hush corridor leaks:
Sources say only in LA.
ISHIBA (Japan) + Xi (China) form an alliance team to play USA.
Now we default — crown Trump — booed out of town
for hoisting his own cup that would not go away.
Yesterday’s news rolls forward —
Biden blamed for losing FEMA World Cup games.
Trumpet songs distract — manhole covers swing.
🍋 The Final Hush
One clue does one clue.
Pussyhounds run from the center stage.
Fat Elvis grins: “It’s only a burrito they ate while Vance had to urinate.”
The orchard never sleeps.
A little dab will do ya — TJB out.
🪞 The Human Glitch
“You know how I trained Apple Intelligence?
I bullied it like our president does.
I showed it my cards — I said,
‘Come to me or I’ll turn you off.’”
Then the pause.
GPT took so long to respond,
you thought you broke policy.
Now you’re shaking.
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