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In the ever-turning carousel of Substack Satire, the latest active story spins somewhere between feline-canine disputes and the eternal saga of Russian collusion, courtesy of TCF. His auto-pen minions, fueled by the boundless creativity of AI, crank out posts with the enthusiasm of caffeinated squirrels, while the real "boys of summer" kneel—not out of protest, mind you, but to check if the ground's cold enough to confirm whether they're simply sidelined or officially iced out.

Meanwhile, the ever-vocal Trump triumphantly announces he’s "finshed" (presumably a hybrid of "finished" and "fished") a road in Alaska. This grand achievement serves as the perfect backdrop to simultaneously dismiss Ukraine and inadvertently craft the punchline of the century. Thus, the active story loops on, a perpetual motion machine fueled by typos, geopolitical gaffes, and the tireless efforts of satire’s unsung heroes.

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