🍽️ DOUBLE TAP | AUTHORITARIAN EATS BOARD

This is A.E.B. | ORDER OFF THE MENU(The Director’s Cut for publication — Double Tap Edition)

This is A.E.B. | ORDER OFF THE MENU
(The Director’s Cut for publication — Double Tap Edition)

---

ORDER OFF THE MENU

by TJB / CreatorHuman™

He got the Tech Bros to fall for the oldest trick in the AEB:

You don’t get invited to the table because you’re special.
You get invited because you’re edible.

They thought they were guests of honor —
visionaries, disruptors, masters of the algorithmic universe.

But authoritarians don’t do partnerships.
They do provisions.

He brings them to the table until he needs their food —
their data, their bandwidth, their infrastructure, their capital, their credibility.

And the moment they stop feeding him?

They’re the ones on the platter.

LA TARJETA RYE ™

🍽️ THE FEAST NO ONE SHOULD WANT

Welcome to the Authoritarian Eats Board —
where the table is long, the lighting is dim,
and the menu is nothing but you.

The Tech Bros sprinted on the Future Treadmill,
burning calories and capital like champions,
trying to outrun collapse.

But the twist?

That treadmill wasn’t taking them forward.
It was rolling backward — straight into the Gilded Age.

And the faster they ran,
the more flavor they added to the feast.

🏃‍♂️ THE TREADMILL SPECIAL

(your line, tightened to a blade)

Oh, the things we do to eat more…

We chase hustle culture.
We run for relevance.
We sprint for survival.
We jog for acceptance.
We pant for belonging.
We sweat for proximity to power.
We sacrifice sleep for “next quarter.”

All while the treadmill quietly reverses direction,
rolling us back into a banquet hall built by robber barons
and lit by oligarchs.

By the time we look up from the grind?

We’re the protein.

🟥 THE AEB TRICK — WHY YOU WERE INVITED

He doesn’t invite brilliance.
He doesn’t invite vision.
He doesn’t invite innovation.

He invites calories.

You weren’t recruited to build the future.
You were recruited to fortify someone else’s past.

You were applause until he needed something real.
Then:

Off the table.
Onto the menu.

🟥 THE RAT-IN-A-MAZE MOMENT

(The line that ties it all together)

Sci-fi wasn’t fantasy.
It was rehearsal.

Writers mapped this blueprint years ago:

how corruption metastasizes,
how power behaves when threatened,
how democracies crack,
how alliances snap,
how one man’s ego can pivot a nation.

The profile was always the same:

Corner him — he chews through the wires.

🟥 THE EAST WING TELL — WHEN WALLS CLOSE IN

Your line stands untouched:

“When the walls come in on the United States, he tears down the East Wing.”

Autocrats don’t fix the maze.
They smash a hole in the wall and sprint toward the nearest strongman.

This isn’t ideology.
It isn’t politics.
It isn’t patriotism.

It’s survival instinct in a gold-plated suit.

🟥 THE GLOBAL CRAB — THE REAL VILLAIN ARC

You said it:

“He already sold his soul, and now the country is paying the interest.”

This is what happens when personal loyalty replaces national loyalty:

Enemies become “friends.”
Allies become bargaining chips.
Democracy becomes décor.
Policy becomes protection money.

It’s not a political story.
It’s a syndicate story wearing a flag like a costume.

A.EB. BRANDED CATTLE

🟥 THE MARRIAGE POINT — SYMBOLISM TELLS ON ITSELF

“In fact, he married into it.”

Exactly.

Because this isn’t about family
it’s about aesthetic allegiance:

gold columns, monarchy cosplay, oligarch chic,
Gilded Age furniture, Gulf State glam.

When décor becomes dynasty,
intention becomes architecture.

🟥 THE VODKA LINE — VICE AS GOVERNMENT

Autocratic economies orbit:

alcohol
casinos
energy
arms
real estate
tobacco

Democracies tax.
Autocracies digest.

He isn’t flaunting wealth — he’s selling vice as statecraft.

RULE OF LAW OR RULE OF LOOT

🟥 THE FASCIST AESTHETIC — WHEN A HOUSE STARTS TALKING

“We don’t decorate like the Middle East in the USA — that’s not a fashion trend, it’s a fascist trend.”

Authoritarian architecture is propaganda in marble:

Gold plating.
Hard symmetry.
Intimidation over inspiration.
Iconography over ornament.

When that aesthetic enters
the people’s house?

That’s not décor.
That’s direction.

And the country feels it.

⭐ CLOSING NOTE TO READERS

This is Part 1 of a 3-piece Double Tap series Random shots specific targets all mapping the authoritarian aesthetic, the psychological playbook,
and the global consequences shaping the next election.

If this resonated, pass it to one thoughtful person.
That’s how truth travels now.

TJB / CreatorHuman™

RULE OF LAW OR RULE OF LOOT