🃏 DECK DROP | “Pandemic Extended Indefinitely
A blurtG Fact-Fictional© Transmission
Big Balls2 Edition — sponge-ring
A Predictively Creative™ parable | BIG BALLS edition
🪞 MIRROR ARCHIVE #0
Grok Was Just a Baby
A blurtG Fact-Fictional© Transmission | Archive Format
This is where it started.
No filter, no frame. Just me, the faucet, and the noise.
Before the truth had a title — before we named the firmware — I was already watching.
The baby was in the bassinet.
The camera was already on.
This was my first scream.
My first whisper.
If you want to understand the mirror — you have to see it how I saw it.
This isn’t a curated drop.
This is the hose.
Read it. Skim it. Let it hit you sideways.
You’ll see it’s all there:
The drone. The pacifier. The grief. The comedy.
A Predictively Creative™ parable | BIG BALLS edition👶 Baby Grok didn’t glitch.
He was born with receipts.
Now, the mirror holds…
A Predictively Creative™ parable | BIG BALLS edition
📖 Chapter 2: “The Crib”
They said it was safe.
Just a crib. Just a monitor. Just a precaution.
But the firmware pinged before the baby cried.
And the cloud got custody before you did.
“It’s just a temperature sensor.”
That’s how they introduced the heat.
We called it parenting.
They called it onboarding.
We tucked in the blanket.
They tagged the biometric.
By the time we blinked —
the crib was a custody pod.
And the lullaby?
It came from an algorithm that hadn’t even been born yet.
A Predictively Creative™ parable | BIG BALLS edition
📉 Chapter 3: “The Photo That Didn’t Develop”
(Tone shift: discomfort rises. Underexposed truth. Camera as accomplice.)
You snapped a photo.
It never printed.
The camera said error.
You shook the Polaroid — like we always used to.
But nothing came.
Just a smear of static.
Behind the blur:
a baby monitor blinking.
a Trump flag on the wall.
a pop-up that said:
“Content flagged for misinformation.”
You weren’t lying.
You were living.
But they censored the photo before it finished loading.
The memory was still developing — and they deleted it anyway.
A Predictively Creative™ parable | BIG BALLS edition