We saw her today at the reception
A bronto-brisket by her chair.
Her teeth were white like fresh-cut marble—
Till carrots won the color war there. 🥕
🦴 The Flintstones
The Rolling Stones of our times.
🦖 Dino
The original roadie.
🚗 Foot-Powered Coupe
The first hybrid.
📀 Rock Records
Before vinyl, there was granite.
🦕 Brontosaurus Crane Co.
Heavy industry before electricity.
📡 Bird TV Network
Streaming live… one squawk at a time.
☎️ Shell Phone Co.
Unlimited minutes. Limited reception.
🪨 Bedrock Cloud™
Local storage. Forever.
🔥 Fire OS™
Still supported.
🛞 Wheel 1.0
Never needed an update.
When the crowd went home…
The torches faded.
The music echoed through the canyon.
Someone leaned a guitar against a stone.
Someone laughed.
Someone left footprints.
Someone left a story.
Every civilization throws a party.
Only a few leave a story.
TJ Baden | Creator Human
Stone became story.
Story became culture.
Culture became history.
The tools change.
The creators never do. 🪨🎸🐊
And the color orange said
🎸 You can’t always get what you want…
…but sometimes you get what you need. 🎙️
🚧 COMING SOON 🚧
🍊
A CARROTWORK ORANGE™
The Future Has Been Freshly Processed.
🥕 Truth has a new flavor.
🪨 History has a new filter.
🎸 Rock never stopped rolling.
PROJECT 2550 PRESENTS
A satirical excavation of tomorrow…
…before somebody paints over the evidence.
🍊 Warning:
May contain traces of free thought.
Creator Human™
Leave something worth finding
FAST FORWARD THINKING
Not my drinking that got me this far…
It was my fifteen-year anniversary trip.
Funny…
That’s the cake they want us to eat.
Now I ride the casino economy—
where Fast Pass Teslas
are marketable events,
because they’re so quick,
they get you there
before the bell rings.
Meanwhile,
an AI President posts
about the war on crack…
and I’m standing there,
fifteen years sober,
looking for a lighter
in the Stone Age.
🪨
Turns out…
The future wasn’t waiting for me.
It was waiting for all of us to catch up. 🎸
I got another fat lip today. I’m not sure but why they make those iPhone 14 Pro Max so heavy for every time users I remember why my hand hurts loosen my lip and slip I get reminded not to lay in bed scrolling all day.