🎖️ Russian Bottled Water
When people laugh, we’ll show them what’s really happening up north.
They say it’s a “road for God.”
But God doesn’t bulldoze national parks.
God doesn’t bypass tribal opposition.
God doesn’t privatize sovereignty.
Let’s call it what it is.
❄️ ALASKA: The Fuse They’ve Lit link
You think Alaska is just wilderness. It’s not. It’s a listening post.
Private industrial roads are creeping into the Brooks Range.
They say it’s for “critical minerals.” But the deposits are speculative at best.
The route cuts through protected lands. Rivers, caribou migration, subsistence zones.
Many Native tribes, local communities, and environmental groups rejected it — yet it’s back by executive order.
🎥 SNL SAID IT OUT LOUD
They gave you that road is for God line so you wouldn’t question. A joke to blind you.
We’ll use that same stage to show where the spotlight actually lands:
the bodies unspoken, the deals unsigned, the land yes, but the soul no.
When you scroll, you’ll see symbols. No faces. No noise.
Only memory and pressure.
The road is not just a road.
It’s power.
It’s access.
It’s what the faint edge of empire looks like in stillness.
⏱️ START HERE.
Watch the cold open.
See the altar claim.
Then read this drop.
We’ll call the bluff.
🪙 Create a Problem So You Can Solve It
🎩 FARMERS ALMANAC PROJECT 2025
🗺️ THE SETUP
• Tariff imposed.
• Our crops can’t sell — too expensive now.
• Our customer goes elsewhere.
• We bail out that country so they can grow their crop.
• That crop is now sold to the customer who used to buy from us.
🍑 CROP ROT CAPITALISM
They call it sovereignty.
We call it strife on a loop.
🧭 FARMER SAYS:
You can’t eat ideology. And you can’t export lies.
• Congress then says:
“Don’t worry. We’ll use the tariff money to bail out the farmers.”
• But there’s no labor to harvest.
• So the food rots.
• In a bumper crop year.
🌾 THE PUNCHLINE
Welcome to the Golden Age of Goo.
Where the problem is the policy,
The bailout is the brag,
And the Farmer’s Almanac got rewritten
by the Heritage Foundation in a basement with no windows.
🐊💸 Treason In A Tractor Costume
💄 Eau de Treason
Looks like patriotism.
Feels like a swindle.
Smells like rotten corn in a flag bag.
While you were sleeping — Melania was writing letters to Putin.
Jeffrey Epstein was writing checks.
And the “law and order” party was busy manufacturing martyrdom.
The plane didn’t crash by accident.
The nuclear files weren’t just a punchline.
And nobody wants to ask why a private road in Alaska exists in the shape that it does.
🎧 Leo Kottke plays a song called “Vaseline Machine Gun.”
He doesn’t explain it.
But by the time he’s done playing, you understand.
🥶 The Cold Road, the Quiet Kill
Two U.S. senators are dead.
Two more survived bullets.
A judge’s home was bombed.
Another died under pressure.
No parades. No memorials.
No statements from the White House.
Not even a tweet.
Why?
Because in Trump’s America — you’re either with the mob or in the ground.
And if you survive, they call it fake news.
We were told to normalize it.
That word again: Normalize.
Some names are whispered. Others must be held aloft.
This gallery is not a headline.
It’s a moment of respect — for those who stood tall, and those who never had the chance to.
We open this issue not with analysis, but with acknowledgment.
🔄 We Braid It Back
This isn’t about nostalgia.
It’s about truth.
Truth is not a party.
Truth is not a platform.
Truth is the braid we follow when we don’t know who to believe.
The braid bends — but it never breaks.
So tonight, we honor the names we don’t say:
🕊️ The senators.
🕊️ The couple.
🕊️ The judges.
And we keep braiding.
Piece by piece.
Drop by drop.
Memory by memory.
Because the silence has gone on long enough.
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CreatorHuman ™ | TJ Baden